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August 15th: It’s YOUR Birthday, Bitch!


#BornThisDay: “The Wizard Of Oz” (the Film, Not the Actual Wizard)

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August 15, 1939– The Wizard Of Oz premiered at Grauman’s Chinese Theater, a cinematic event that changed many lives and altered pop culture forever.

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Little Stevie Rutledge:

“Mommy, Mommy…please let me stay up and watch The Wizard Of Oz, please, please! I promise to be good!”

From 1956 to 1998 The Wizard Of Oz was an annual television viewing tradition at my house and for families all over the USA. Because of these broadcasts, it has become one of the most famous films ever made. The Library Of Congress names The Wizard Of Oz as the most-watched film in history. It often ranks among the Top 10 Films in most critics’ lists and in popular polls. It certainly is in mine.

The Wizard Of Oz has provided enduring quotes for our popular cultural consciousness. Its signature song, Over The Rainbow, as sung by young Judy Garland, has been voted the Greatest Movie Song Of All Time by the American Film Institute.

The film resonates profoundly for gay people. At the very least, it brought us the term “Friend Of Dorothy”, codified slang for a gay guy that goes back to WW I. Plus, the screenplay by Noel LangleyFlorence Ryerson, and Edgar Allan Woolf provided so many other catchphrases that have entered our lexicon:

“Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!”

“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”

“You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!”

Do gay people identify with young Dorothy, or is it with young Garland in her most iconic role? Do we think of ourselves as the self-proclaimed sissy The Cowardly Lion, The Tin Man in need of a heart, or The Scarecrow- the ultimate twink, or maybe even Toto?

If you are a gay person, you probably have spent a significant time in the closet, showing yourself to society as straight before seeking the opportunity to be your true self. Most of us needed to escape the lonely, authoritarian, oppressive, heteronormative, black and white world of Uncle Henry and Auntie Em’s farm, a stand-in for our hometowns. We get over that rainbow to the Technicolor Land Of Oz where we could be free to perform song and dance numbers, encounter fantastical creatures, enjoy narcotic poppies, and experience excitement and transgression. We even chose the rainbow as our symbol of pride!

But, it is also a terrifying journey, with a green-skinned Witch and deviant freaky flying monkeys. Permissive Oz might even be a bad drug trip. Even a singing, dancing chorus of small people might be an analogy for doing too much coke in the Emerald City’s hottest club. On her return to the monochrome, but safer Kansas, Dorothy says:

“If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard.”

Much of the story was always confusing to me. What is so essentially evil about a wicked witch wanting those damn ruby slippers? Why, when water will kill her, does The Wicked Witch Of The West live in a place with a moat and leave buckets of water around? Residents of Oz are tough; Glinda The Good, played by Billie Burke, has no problem with murder and apparently neither does Dorothy.

All the witches seem rather lesbian to me. MGM cast Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch Of The West, an actor with a history of spinster roles, when first choice Gale Sondergaard refused to play an ugly green witch. “Spinster” was often a Hollywood cover for lesbian. Obviously, Almira Gulch, without a husband, is a stand-in for a dyke. Glinda is single also, but she is pretty and her costume is positively bridal. The Wicked Witch’s crime is that she’s unfuckable, and yet, even that doesn’t hold her back. She is even sexually predatory to the young femme Dorothy, stating:

“It’s so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness.”

It is all rather gay to me. Even as a child I picked-up that vibe.

Nothing about putting together the film version of The Wizard Of Oz came easily to producer Mervyn LeRoy and musical producer Arthur Freed. There were many rewrites. During filming, directors continued to add and cut scenes. Jack Haley and Bert Lahr wrote some of their own dialogue for the Tin Man and The Cowardly Lion. Because the screenwriters weren’t getting it, lyricist Yip Harburg (Harold Arlen wrote the music) wrote all the dialogue that setup the songs including the part where they give out the heart, the brains and the nerve. He was the final script editor, giving the film some cohesiveness.

Shirley Temple was originally attached to play Dorothy and W.C. Fields had been tapped to play The Wizard. Ray Bolger was originally cast as The Tin Man and Buddy Ebsen (most famous as Jed Clampett on the 1960s television series The Beverly Hillbillies) was to play The Scarecrow, but before filming commenced they convinced LeRoy to let them switch roles. Ten days in to filming, Ebsen had a severe reaction to the aluminum powder makeup he wore and it coated his lungs. Ebsen was hospitalized in critical condition. He was replaced by Haley. MGM neglected to tell Haley about the makeup, he thought Ebsen had been fired.

The original director, Norman Taurog, was replaced by Richard Thorpe who was replaced by George Cukor who didn’t actually shoot any scenes, but took on major artistic decisions and really set the tone for the film that we know. Cukor left to direct Gone With The Wind and Victor Fleming took over. Then Fleming left to take over Cukor’s work on Gone With TheWind and King Vidor became the fifth director of The Wizard Of Oz. Vidor shot the black and white Kansas scenes, including Garland’s singing of Over The Rainbow and the tornado.

Filming of the massive musical film was long, wild, difficult and dangerous. Half of the cast was either injured or nearly died during filming. Producers had to find and screen test hundreds of little actors. MGM designer Adrian had to design over 100 costumes for the Munchkin sequences. Then he had to photograph and catalog each small actor in costume so that the clothing and makeup would have continuity each day of production. Margaret Hamilton was severely burned making her entrance in Munchkinland and she spent six weeks in the hospital before returning to the set. The Flying Monkeys were nearly strangled by the wires used to keep them aloft.

For a month after the film opened on this day in 1939, Garland and her pal and MGM star Mickey Rooney would perform a live act for the audience, quite the deal for 25 cents a ticket (Toto also made more per week than most Americans did in the 1930s).

The Wizard Of Oz received enthusiastic reviews when opened, but it lost money in its initial release. It grossed about three million dollars (25 million was spent on advertising for the film’s re-release in 2013). It didn’t show a profit until it was re-released a decade later. Now it is recognized as a landmark achievement. It is also a bit of a mess: Dorothy’s hair changes lengths from scene to scene, props change or disappear, lighting necessary to shoot in Technicolor reflects back on the shiny sets.  But, as the mayor of Munchkinland announces to Dorothy:

“From now on you’ll be history!”

An important film for queer people, The Wizard Of Oz should be seen by everyone on the planet at least once. Dorothy says it perfectly like this:

“Someplace where there isn’t any trouble? Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto? There must be. It’s not a place you can get to by a boat or a train; it’s far, far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain…”

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Trump Arrives in NYC as Protestors at Trump Tower Chant, “NEW YORK HATES YOU!”

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You are a New Yorker, against all odds you are elected President of the United States and you arrive home to a building with your name on it (to a city which overwhelming voted for your opponent) for the first time since being inaugurated and you are met with chants of,

“NEW YORK HATES YOU!”

Ouch. That’s gotta sting.

But that’s what happened last night as thousands lined the streets around Trump Tower to give BLOTUS a real New York City welcome. I know the rest of the country hates him too, as does the world but New York knows how to hit you where it hurts and we sucker punched him last night. The most powerful AND the most hated man in the world sat in his gold apartment, on top of piles of money, watching FoxNews, while the streets echoed with

Fuck Trump!

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Hey-hey! Ho-ho! Donald Trump has got to go!

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Impeach the Motherfucker Already!

As they say, boo-fucking hoo.

Chants of “Fuck Trump!” could be heard on a live CNN feed online at the protest outside Trump Tower

(Photos, Twitter)

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John Legend Shuts Down Hypocrite Paul Ryan, “Impeach the White Supremacist in the White House or STFU”

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Hypocrisy needs to be called out and John Legend sure did just that.

Trump enabler, House Speaker Paul Ryan, took to Twitter in the aftermath of the tragedy of Charlottesville with a clichéd attempt at a conscience and said,

Our hearts are with today’s victims. White supremacy is a scourge. This hate and its terrorism must be confronted and defeated.

Legend was in no mood for fake bullshit and replied,

Impeach the white supremacist in the White House or STFU

Boom goes the dynamite! You can that LEGEND-ary.

(Photo, YouTube screen grab; via Washington Journal)

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#ExposeThemAll: This Woman Shames Joe Love, Who Flies a Nazi Flag. Watch

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As I posted Sunday, @YesYoureRacist, has been outing white supremacists marched in the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville on Friday.

Page Braswell posted this video on Facebook with the caption,

403 Forestway Drive Mount Holly NC 28120 (White House on the corner) – Joe Love is his name. Owns Jerry & Sons Auto on Hwy 27 between Mt Holly & Stanley.

We need to ALL stand against Nazis. Share far and wide; let’s run this Nazi out of town. For real.

As she approaches the house, she says,

“let’s see what they have to say about the Nazi flag”

the ironically named Joe Love, confronts her.

“This is America, not Nazi Germany.”

Love says contradicting himself,

“This is Nazi fucking America,”

Love asks Braswell what flag she flies..

“I fly a rainbow flag, thank you.”

“Okay, so what does that tell me about you?”

“That I’m not a Nazi?”

Then Love gets ugly tells her to leave, calling her queer and a lesbian, before insulting her weight. What a pig.

Exposed, Love later told the Gaston Gazette that

“he doesn’t hate anybody.”

He said he put it up after having several Confederate flags he was flying stolen from his house. He keeps digging the hole…

“That used to be a religious symbol in India until Hitler got ahold of it. A lot of people don’t know that… I agree with the symbol as it started out as a religious symbol. But as far as backing Hitler and being a white supremacist and Hitler, I’m not into that.”

Of course, as we all know nothing says “I’m not a Nazi” like flying a swastika.

Watch.

(Photos, screen grabs; via LGBTQ Nation)

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Aaron Carter Reveals His Surprising Male Celebrity Crushes (Fingers Crossed for #2!)

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While walking through an airport, new out bisexual cutie Aaron Carter talks to a TMZ reporter about his relationship with big brother Nick (SPOILER ALERT: They haven’t spoken since his announcement… but they’re “good”), then discloses which male celebrity he would ask out on a date.

After thinking about it for, oh, all of half a second, he volunteered: Tom Hardy.

And, oh my, yes. That’s quite a visual he put in my head. Tom… in lumberjack attire, of course…. with his bristly beard and big Angelina Jolie lips… taking Aaron in his arms…. ravishing him with butterfly kisses….

I’m THERE.

Of course, Tom is taken, so it was on to his next celebrity crush. And another name he had obviously given some thought to: Adam Lambert.

“Well, he’s beautiful. And he had something really nice to say about me. And I actually always loved his music. I listened to it during my show The Fantasicks. I used to warm up to Adam”

So… what say you, Adam Lambert? Gonna give Aaron’s party a taste? (Icebreaker idea: I hear he likes candy…)

Watch the video over at TMZ. (Photo: Pacific Cast News)

 

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#FlashBack69: “Woodstock” Was 48 Years Ago!

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Today, August 15th, marks the 48th anniversary of The Woodstock Music & Arts Festival: An Aquarian Exposition, 3 Days Of Peace & Music. It was held on a 600-acre dairy farm outside of tiny Bethel, NY, not actually in Woodstock, which is 60 miles away.  A half million young people, most of them high, showed up for an event originally planned for 80,000.

It was organized and promoted by Michael Lang, John P. Roberts, Joel Rosenman, and Artie Kornfeld.

Richie Havens played the first set, and the bill for the next three days included, among others: Santana, Joan Baez (who was six months pregnant), Jefferson Airplane, Janis Joplin, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Joe Cocker, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and The Band.

In all, 32 acts played. Jimi Hendrix closed the festival on Monday morning with his famous set including The Star Spangled Banner. Roy Rogers was asked to close the festival with Happy Trails, but he declined. Hendrix and his new band, Gypsy Sun & Rainbows, performed their two-hour set in the rain. His psychedelic rendition of the national anthem, occurred about three-quarters into the set, after which he segued into Purple Haze. The image of Hendrix’s performing this number wearing a blue-beaded white leather jacket with fringe and a red head scarf is one of the most iconic of the 1960s.

For me, the event signifies the beginning of the end of the dream of the faerie tale that we now call The 1960s. The Moon Landing and Woodstock had made for a warm fuzzy feeling in the summer of 1969. I needed it after the murders of John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Robert F. Kennedy. The Vietnam War burned on our television screens, but The Beatles were still a band, and Jim Morrison was still playing gigs.

Woodstock was remarkably peaceful considering the size of the crowd and the crappy weather. Two people died; one from a heroin overdose, and another when a tractor ran over an attendee sleeping in a nearby field. There were two births recorded at the event: one in an automobile caught in traffic and another in a hospital after the mother was airlifted by helicopter. To combat food and water price hikes, both the organizers and local sheriff organized free food and water relief efforts.

Photograph from Museum at Bethel Woods Archives

Yet, in tune with the idealistic hopes and dreams of the 1960s, Woodstock was an amazing experience for most people who were there. The festival brought a sense of social harmony, which, along with the quality of music, and the overwhelming mass of people with their hippie clothing, behavior, and attitudes, helped to make it one of the enduring events of the 20th century.

Afterwards, Max Yasgur, who owned the site where Woodstock was held, said he saw it as a victory for peace, love and understanding. He spoke of how a half million people faced with the potential for disaster, violence, and catastrophe, instead spent three days with music and peace. Yasgur:

 “If we join them, we can turn those adversities that are the problems of America today into a hope for a brighter and more peaceful future.”

It was all captured in the Academy Award winning documentary Woodstock (1970), with an accompanying soundtrack album that remains a bestseller. The film was directed by Michael Wadleigh and edited by Thelma Schoonmaker and Martin Scorsese. The promoters of the festival went to Warner Bros. and asked for money to film the festival. Against the express wishes of other studio executives, Fred Weintraub put his job on the line and gave them $100,000 to make the film. Woodstock helped to save Warner Bros. at a time when the company was on the verge of closing down.

Joni Mitchell’s song Woodstock, which commemorates the event, became a major hit for Mitchell and for Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. Mitchell was originally going to perform at Woodstock, but she canceled at the urging of her manager for the chance to appear on The Dick Cavett Show.

Taking Woodstock (2009), directed and produced by Ang Lee, is about the germ of the idea that led to the festival and the effort to produce and promote it. Lee rented the entire town of New Lebanon to shoot the film. It stars Demetri Martin, cutie pie Jonathan Groff and Imelda Staunton. It’s a fun film that captures the era just right.

Yasgur refused to lease his farm for a 1970 version of the festival,. Yasgur:

“As far as I know, I’m going back to running a dairy farm.”

He left this world in 1973.

The outraged people of Bethel voted out the city supervisor in November 1969 because of his role in bringing the festival to the town. NY State and Bethel passed mass gathering laws to prevent any more Woodstock style events from ever being produced again. More than 80 lawsuits by the locals were filed against Woodstock Ventures, the promoters of the festival. The documentary film financed the settlements and paid off the $1.4 million of debt the promoters had incurred from the festival.

In 1984, at the original festival site, the land owners put up a monument marked “Peace and Music”. But, they tried to prevent people from visiting the site by spreading chicken manure. During one anniversary, tractors and state police cars formed roadblocks. 20,000 people showed up in 1989 for an impromptu 20th anniversary celebration. In 1997, a community group put up a welcome sign for visitors. Bethel now embraces the memory of The Woodstock Festival, welcoming tourists and selling merchandise and souvenirs.

In 1996, the site, plus 1,400 acres surrounding it, were purchased for the new Bethel Woods Center For The Arts. It opened in July 2006, with a performance by the New York Philharmonic. On this day, August 15, in 2006, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young performed there before 16,000 people, 37 years after their performance at Woodstock.

Earlier this summer, Lana Del Rey released Woodstock In My Mind, about her anxiety over the tensions between North Korea and the USA, expressing nostalgia for Woodstock as a symbol of peace.

The ashes of Richie Havens were scattered across the site on August 15, 2013.

I never wished to have been present at Woodstock. That sort of event has never been my thing. I only like large gatherings of people if they are there to see me. I cannot fathom the reason some of my friends pack up each year to head to a dusty party in the Nevada desert called Burning Man. But, go ahead, kids; feel like Stardust. Be Golden.

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For Your Consideration Emmy Voters: RuPaul’s Drag Race In 8 Categories!

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Emmys voting has begun!

It’s that time of the year again! Last month, we found out RuPaul’s Drag Race was nominated for SEVEN Emmys with another for Untucked, we couldn’t even believe it.

So much hard work and love goes into making this show and it’s so nice to be recognized by the Television Academy with eight nominations total.

Yesterday, voting opened on the Emmy nominations and may we suggest voting for us in all of our categories? Sure, we’re pretty biased, but if you want a second opinion, you could read Billboard‘s ‘9 Reasons Why RuPaul’s Drag Race Deserves To Snatch All The Emmys’.

If you’re a member of the Television Academy and are eligible to vote, head on over and sign in, and vote for US! (Or whomever you want, but seriously, please consider voting for our shows!)

Just in case you’re not convinced, here’s some posts from Michelle VisageCarson Kressley, & MORE!

 

 

Just a friendly reminder, here’s all the things we’re nominated for…

Happy voting to you, Television Academy members!

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Both Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers Had Heartfelt Messages for America Last Night (Which One Was Universally Praised, and Which Was Mocked?)

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Late night hosts Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers both took time out in their shows to address the Charlottesville tragedy and our presidents galling lack of leadership. Both spoke softly and respectfully, denouncing the perpetrators of hate, and both called out Trump’s part in what happened. One speech went over REALLY well, with hundreds of thousands of shares on social media. The other was mercilessly mocked. Let’s watch them both and see if you can guess which is which.

Fallon emotionally spoke of his daughters playing in the next room while he watched the riots unfold.

“How can I explain to them that there’s so much hatred in this world?” he asked. “They’re 2 years old and 4 years old. They don’t know what hate is… They need us to look up to.”

And then he made it clear that Trump doesn’t cut it.

“The fact that it took the president two days to come out and clearly denounce racists and white supremacists is shameful,” Fallon said. “And I think he finally spoke out because people everywhere stood up and said something.”

Fallon than called on everyone ― “especially white people” ― to speak against hate.

“We all need to stand against what is wrong, acknowledge that racism exists, and stand up for what is right and civil and kind, and to to show the next generation that we haven’t forgotten how hard people have fought for human rights.”

”We can’t go backward,” he said. “We can’t go backward.”

Seth’s blistering takedown of Trump was both more pointed and more blunt:

We’re so happy to have you here and we want to get started. We want to have a fun show. But we also wanted to take a moment to address what happened this weekend.

On Saturday there was yet another terror attack on American soil. This one was allegedly perpetrated by a white supremacist named James Field against a group of protesters in Charlottesville, Virginia. He drove his car into a crowd and killed a woman named Heather Heyer. It was a horrifying incident that left most of the country stunned and terrified.

But on Saturday, you didn’t hear her name or the terrorist’s name or even the word “terrorist” from our president. What you heard instead was this:

(Trump: “We’re closely following the terrible events unfolding in Charlottesville, Virginia. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. On many sides.”)

On many sides. If that choice of words made you feel sick to your stomach, the good news is you’re a normal and decent person. The jury is still out on the president, as he initially refused to condemn the white supremacist movement in this country.

Now, he did read a statement at the White House today that finally struck the right tone, but I’m sorry, pencils down on this subject was Saturday evening. He only gets very partial credit.

Some ignored it or played it down when Donald Trump claimed our first black president wasn’t born in this country. It was racist and insane, but he was written off as a clown, a bitter little man who didn’t know an American could have a name like Barack Obama. Then he called Mexicans “rapists” during the speech announcing his candidacy. He called Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.” Then he brought Steve Bannon into the White House with him; worked to take away voting rights from black people; and hammered away at the idea that Chicago was a wasteland because of the violent black people living there. And now, white supremacists and American Nazis are visible and energetic and demonstrative in a way we have not seen in our lifetimes.

Donald Trump did not immediately denounce the white supremacist movement when given the chance. And now, whether he knows it or not, many of those people see him as leading that movement. The leader of our country is called the president because he’s supposed to preside over our society. His job is to lead, to cajole, to scold, to correct our path, to lift up what is good about us and to absolutely and unequivocally and immediately condemn what is evil in us. And if he does not do that, if he does not preside over our society, then he is not a president.

You can stand for a nation or you can stand for a hateful movement. You can’t do both. And if you don’t make the right choice, I am confident that the American voter will.

If you haven’t guessed by now, Fallon – the hair-ruffling scamp – was the one that got razzed on Twitter.

And on and on into the night.

(Featured image via YouTube)

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Petulant Prez Doubles Down: “Both Sides” Were to Blame for Charlottesville

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He just couldn’t leave it alone, could he?

President Trump today doubled down on his initial statement about the riots in Charlottesville, Virginia, blaming ONCE AGAIN protesters “on both sides.”

“You had a group on one side who was bad, and you had a group on the other side that was also very violent, and nobody wants to say that, but I’ll say it right now,” Trump said, referring to white supremacists, anti-fascists known as “antifa” and counterprotesters who converged in Charlottesville over the weekend. “You had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit, and they were very, very violent.”

He went on to explain that the reason it took so long to condemn the neo-Nazis, white supremacists, and KKK followers was because he was waiting on “the facts” before he spoke.

“I wanted to make sure, unlike most politicians, that what I said was correct, not make a quick statement. The statement I made on Saturday, the first statement, was a fine statement, but you don’t make statements that direct unless you know the facts,” Trump argued. “It takes a little while to get the facts. You still don’t know the facts. It is a very, very important process to me. It is a very important statement. So I don’t want to go quickly and just make a statement for the sake of making a political statement. I want to know the facts.”

He also argued against taking down Confederate statues…

(via HuffPo)

My quick take? This is the war between Kelly and Bannon playing out. I think the initial comments on Saturday were written by Kelly after the WH went into crisis mode when Trump took his sweet time commenting on the situation. Trump read the statement, then went off script with his “both sides, both sides” comment. After that set the world on fire, Kelly made him walk it back. Then Bannon tore into him about alienating the base, which is why he said what he did today. And the dueling moral compasses of Kelly and Bannon is NOT going to end well for either one of them, I guarantee it.

Oh, and David Duke’s reaction (because I’m sure you were clamoring to know)? He just tweeted:

“Thank you President Trump for your honesty & courage to tell the truth about #Charlottesville and condemn the leftist terrorists in BLM/Antifa.”

(I’m not linking to his tweet because… well, you understand)

(Top screen grab via Fox video)

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Um, YEAH You Need One of these Purses from the Celine Dion Collection at Nordstrom

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We’re not worthy!

Stachels, hobos, totes, and clutches! In an array of fine faux leather! In eye-wateringly delicious colors like black, metallic nude, ox-blood, and cornflower blue! With accents like “golden honeycomb hardware” and “optional wristlets”! It’s too much, it’s too much, it’s too much!

The undisputed Empress of Style Celine Dion has come out with a long-promised line of designer handbags for luxe mega chain Nordstrom, with prices ranging from $58 to $478.

“I’m excited at this opportunity to launch my collection with Nordstrom,” Céline said back in June. “My collection is all about affordable luxury, and we’ve created beautiful designs with excellent quality, and I can’t wait for everyone to discover all of this at Nordstrom.”

Click here to shop Céline’s entire collection. And then you can look JUST LIKE HER. (via PAPER mag; Top photo: Pacific Coast News)

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Subway Flashers Join the 21st Century as Air-Dropping D*ck Pics Becomes a Nasty New Trend

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The New York Post todays identifies a sickening new trend among subway-roving perverts: They’re using the iPhone AirDrop app to send photos of their junk to strap-holders on the same train.

Since more subway users using the MTA are carrying advanced iPhones and awareness of the AirDrop app has increased, local straphangers have started noticing a troubling trend first reported in London in 2015.

Britta Carlson, 28, was riding the uptown 6 train to a concert on July 27 when a mysterious message popped up on her smartphone.

“iPhone 1 would like to share a note with you,” read the note sent at 6:51 p.m. She hit “Accept” and was horrified by what she saw. “It was just a huge close-up picture of a disgusting penis,” said Carlson, of Bushwick, Brooklyn. The message was titled “Straw” and was sent by an anonymous stranger.

“It really felt like someone had actually just flashed me.”

Carlson clutched the phone to her chest and frantically scanned the subway car for the pervert but couldn’t place him.

Oh no, poor Britta!

How can YOU make sure you don’t become the next Britta?

Well: In order for people to send lewd photos, your iPhone must have its AirDrop setting on “Everyone,” instead of “Contacts Only” or “Receiving Off.”

The app uses “Contacts Only” as the default setting and doesn’t work with Androids or Windows phones. The victim must also be within Bluetooth range, which is approximately 328 feet.

The Post article notes that people often forget to switch the setting off from “Everyone,” or don’t realize they have turned it on.

So now you know. Don’t be a Britta. Being subway savvy is being subway safe!

(Photo via Pixabay — and thanx Alex for the emoji!)

 

 

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August 16th: It’s YOUR Birthday, Bitch!

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Everyone Trying To “Figure Out” Trump IS THE PROBLEM. The “Why” is Irrelevant…

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When something horrible happens, our rational mind wants to make sense of it.

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

A loved one commits suicide, a man opens fire in a mall (it’s always a man), domestic violence strikes a close friend – we NEED to figure it out and often times we come up with rationale to sooth the situation, place blame on another or invent a cheap anaylsis to convince ourselves this “happened for a reason.”

But in the end, the old cliché´ holds true.

It is what it is.

The effect is what we are left with and we have to keep going.

We’ve done this with Trump for two years now. EVERYONE has a new theory as to why he does what he does. He was abused as a child, he’s a sociopath, he’s Putin’s pawn, he’s a racist… the list goes on. Countless hours of CNN panel discussions dissecting his word salad press conferences and tweets, MY own daily Facebook & Wow Report posts, and to what effect? Do we understand him anymore? Is it helping us?

This latest public meltdown about Charlottesville has the country wringing its collective hands and wailing that we have a white nationalist in the White House. I think it’s much simpler than that.

In an epic Twitter thread Vox‘s David Roberts hit the nail on the head for me,

Trump *only* sees dominance/submission, and he must dominate, so in a situation like this he can’t *help* himself from defending his people, in terms that even a moderately self-aware white supremacist would know better than to use in a nat’l press conference!

He’s like a malignant, narcissistic Chauncey Gardner, stumbling through history, being carried by its currents.

He’s at the center of some *extremely* dangerous & volatile historical currents, w/ absolutely no awareness or agency and no ability to contain, channel, or control them. He doesn’t know what’s going on — the bigger picture beyond his gaping ego.

Roberts says that Trump is NOT a White Nationalist, because that requires a set of beliefs and principles, of which we know, he has none. But this is not a comfort, he says. He just cannot help himself, which is much worse.

But back to my original point,

THE WHY IS NOT THE ISSUE.

The result is what we are left with and this train wreck of a person –who, no matter HOW he got into the highest office in the land– is unfit to sit in the Oval and is bad for the nation, and the entire planet. Period.

The question then is not “Why IS he this way?” but rather “What are we going to do about it?”

We know who is in control in D.C. at the moment, so your move GOP. If you turn on him, and realize what you’ve done to all of us, he is toast. Otherwise, tweet your shock, goose-step in line, it doesn’t matter he’s going to keep the country held hostage with one insane thing after the next. That much we HAVE figured out.

He has got to go. As many of us said after two weeks of his Presidency, we as a people can’t withstand 4 years of this.

FUCK THE WHY.

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#BornThisDay: Writer / Adventurer, T.E. Lawrence

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Photograph from T.E. Lawrence Society

August 16, 1888T.E. Lawrence:

“I loved you, so I drew these tides of men into my hands and wrote my will across the sky in stars…”

It is rather astounding to consider the films I have missed, even as a lifelong film fan, even after four years of university Film History and Film Theory classes, even after sharing more than half my life with someone who possibly loves movies more than me. I have somehow never seen Lawrence Of Arabia (1962) where today’s #BornThisDay subject was played by an improbably beautiful young Peter O’Toole. I have caught scenes from the Academy Award winning film, and I can recognize the theme from the score, but I have never been to a screening, or even seen a television broadcast. A decade ago, Lawrence Of Arabia was playing for two nights at a Portland revival house in a brand new 70mm print. I had a date with The Husband to finally experience it, when it was pulled from the lineup because of the startup of the Iraq War. Ironic. This is what I do know:

Thomas Edward Lawrence was a good-looking, diminutive (5’5’’), Oxford educated British man, with a keen interest in Archaeology. As a youth, he rode his bicycle from England to The Holy Land to study the castles of the Crusades. He walked 1100 miles around the Middle East, learning all that he could about the cultures and languages. He was mugged and badly beaten on his first day in Syria (even then, a top vacation spot), a fact that he kept hidden from his mother.

“Lawrence As A Cadet At Newporth Beach Near Falmouth” by gay painter Henry Scott Tuke

At Oxford, Lawrence was curiously close to his male companion, Vyvyan Richards, who was significantly older than Lawrence. Their parents and their pals worried about the closeness of this friendship. Lawrence’s parents were especially concerned about Richard’s motives. They thwarted his plan to set up a printing press business with Richards. Instead, Lawrence accepted an offer to be part an archaeological dig sponsored by the British Museum in what is now called Iraq.

Soon after he arrived, Lawrence met a boy, Selim Ahmed, commonly called Dahoum, meaning “the little dark one”. Initially, their friendship was based on a desire to learn each other’s language, Lawrence attempting Arabic colloquialisms with Dahoum learning the basics of English. The pair became closer than just friends. They lived and traveled together. Their relationship caused a scandal among the British archaeologists, not just the homosexuality, but the mixing of races.

When WW I broke out, British Intelligence sought out Arab experts (Turkey and Germany were allies at the time). Lawrence left Dahoum in charge of the local workers at their dig and he returned to England.

After training with the British Army, Lawrence’s Arabic skills and knowledge of the Middle East brought him to a post in Cairo making maps and gathering intelligence. He devised a plan to assist the Arabs in their uprising against the Turks, allowing the British forces to execute an attack on the highly prized Suez Canal. His kinship with the Arabs was noted and he quickly became the key to the operation, acting as a vital go-between for both armies. A deal over who would get what land after the rebellion was struck and soon the rebel forces began to prepare for battle.

At around this time, American journalist Lowell Thomas arrived in Cairo searching for a story of heroic proportions to boost the USA’s involvement in a war that was none of our business. He was instantly captivated by the story of the British officer in traditional Arab dress. Thomas chose Lawrence to be his subject for his stay in Cairo.

The rebellion began in June 1916 with an attack on the Turkish railway. The raid was a success. Other attacks were planned and carried out. But, Lawrence was discovered and taken prisoner by the Turks. He was brutally tortured and raped. He suffered daily beatings. A guard sympathetic to the Arab cause gave Lawrence a short significant shot at escape. Lawrence took it and he walked hundreds of miles across the desert to safety.

Lawrence was deeply damaged by his capture. He attempted to resign from the service, but the British refused. He somehow found the energy to take on his trademark Arabic robes, pick up his gun and head for the front against charging rebel armies. Lawrence survived another year of fighting before the rebels took Damascus in 1918 and began to set up an all-Arab Government. We all know how that worked out. It was there that Lawrence found that his beloved Dahoum had died.

Of course, the British Government did not fulfill the promises of land for the Arabs that had been made before the rebellion, the beginnings of the mess that we are now in.

Lawrence commenced a campaign for the Arab cause against the British government. Lawrence also began writing a book. Drawing on his experience in the Middle East, Lawrence wrote The Seven Pillars Of Wisdom, an autobiographical look at life in seven major Arab cities. After many months of challenging work, Lawrence lost the manuscript forever when his briefcase was stolen at a London train station.

Lowell Thomas had returned from the war with a mission to make Lawrence a war hero. He traveled with a slide presentation, telling the tale of the misfit officer who had become the leader of an Arab army. Lawrence became a media star and he was granted an audience with the King George V. Yet, Lawrence didn’t take well to being celebrated, saying that his role had been blown way out of proportion. He even used the opportunity to announce that he would refuse to accept any official honors for his actions.

Desperate to escape the attention in Britain and furious with Thomas for thrusting fame upon him, Lawrence convinced the RAF to take him under a fake name. Lawrence settled down to a military life and began rewriting of his famous book. The first edition was finally published in 1927.

Lawrence by gay painter Augustus John (1919)

After his retirement from the RAF in 1935, Lawrence took a small cottage in the English countryside in hopes of living quietly and anonymously. He enjoyed riding his motorcycle around the back roads. Once on a drive, he swerved to avoid a pair of boys on their bicycles. Lawrence crashed his motorcycle and died. He was just 46-years-old.

He called himself  “an ordinary man”, but Lawrence lived an extraordinary life. Among the mourners at his funeral were E.M. Forster and Winston Churchill.

The tale of Lawrence’s life was presented in David Lean’s Oscar winning film, confirming his place in history as an icon of WW I. The filmmakers left out the gay part, of course.

I am looking at my copy of The Seven Pillars Of Wisdom, thumbed through to ready myself for this post. I purchased it at a Seattle used book store in the early 1980s, thinking it was some sort of self-help book. I attempted to read it anyway, but gave up after a few chapters. My information about the life of Lawrence was gleaned from the very readable Hero: The Life And Legand Of Lawrence Of Arabia by Michael Korda, purchased for just $10 at Powell’s City Of Books in Portland, soon after the Husband and I moved in 2001, just as our country readied itself for a war, allowing history to repeat itself.

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Trump Said “I Own Actually One of the Largest Wineries in the United States.” Guess What? He Actually Doesn’t

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At Tuesday’s train wreck, uh, news conference at Trump Tower, Trump weighed in on the violence in Charlottesville, saying again “both sides” were to blame. Shortly after saying that some “very fine people” marched with the white supremacists and neo-Nazis, the president took a question about his plans to visit Charlottesville.

Does anyone know I own a house in Charlottesville … it is the winery … I own actually one of the largest wineries in the United States.

He’s referring to Trump Winery, which he took over after the Kluge family defaulted on bank loans, that’s a whole other saga. His claim about owning it? Yeah, no. According to the winery’s website,

Trump Winery is a registered trade name of Eric Trump Wine Manufacturing LLC, which is not owned, managed or affiliated with Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their affiliates.

And get this. The Trump Winery has come under fire lately after Trump Vineyard Estates LLC sought H2 visas from the Labor Department to employ –are you ready for it? – FOREIGN WORKERS!

The company’s website also says the winery has planted on the East Coast,

“210 acres of French vinifera varieties and is Virginia’s largest vineyard.”

But Annette Boyd, director of the Virginia Wine Board, told Politifact that Trump Winery is not even the biggest in the state, let alone the country.

Trump Winery makes 36,000 cases of wine a year, compared to Williamsburg Winery and Chateau Morrisette, which produce at least 60,000 cases, according to Boyd.

As for the East Coast, Biltmore Winery in Asheville, N.C., produces 150,000 cases a year.

Btw, the biggest winery in the U.S. is E. & J. Gallo, which accounts for more than a quarter of all U.S. wine sales and is the second largest producer in the world with more than 23,000 acres of vineyards in California.

And the biggest blowhard, whining, racist, lying asshole in the United States. One guess?

Eric Trump, President of Trump Winery/ Photo, courtesy Trump Winery

(T/Y Stephen; via Town and Country, Daily News)

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#ThatsProgress: In the Wake of Charlottesville, Baltimore Removes 4 Confederate Statues

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As people watched early Wednesday, crews carted away Confederate monuments in Baltimore, where city leaders had four of them removed from public property following the deadly protests in Virginia over the weekend. According to NBC News,

• The statue of Supreme Court Chief Roger Taney was taken down from its location in the Mount Vernon Place neighborhood before 2:30 a.m. Wednesday. Taney had authored the Dred Scott decision — the landmark 1857 Supreme Court ruling that said blacks were not considered American citizens and the federal government couldn’t regulate slavery

• Crews removed monuments of Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and Thomas. J. “Stonewall” Jackson

• Also removed were the Confederate Soldiers and Sailors Monument and the Confederate Women’s Monument

The white nationalists were protesting the planned removal of a Gen. Lee statue from Charlottesville’s Emancipation Park.

Baltimore City Councilman Brandon M. Scott said he’d like to see the statues melted down and

“re-purposed to honor true American heroes.”

It was not immediately clear where the city put the monuments.

Meanwhile, L.A.’ Hollywood Forever Cemetery took down a six-foot Confederate monument maintained by the Long Beach chapter of the United Daughters of the Confederacy. The group agreed to take back the monument, which had been at the famed cemetery — which is private property — since 1925.

Tyler Cassity, president and co-owner of the cemetery, told NBC that people have been calling to demand the stone piece be removed.

Some people said, ‘If you don’t take it down, we will.

According to the New York Times, similar actions are being called for in more states like Florida.

Let’s hope this keeps happening.

Confederate Monument in the Forever Hollywood cemetery

(Photos, Twitter; via NBC News)

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Good News at Last: The Texas Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill Is Dead

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The last few days have been pretty traumatizing, so I’m glad I finally be the bearer of some GOOD news for a change.

A Texas bill that would limit transgender people’s access to bathrooms in schools and public buildings died on yesterday, as the House adjourned and ended its special legislative session. The measures were blocked by moderate House Republicans after business leaders and civil rights groups successfully argued that it would advance bigotry, tarnish the state’s image, and damage its economy.

“Finally, Texans can breathe a temporary sigh of relief,” said JoDee Winterhof, an official of the Human Rights Campaign that lobbied against the bills.

“Texans don’t want harmful, anti-transgender legislation,” Winterhof, the campaign’s senior vice president for policy and political affairs, said in a statement.

This is definitely good news. If the most Republican state in the union had adopted the bill, it would have fed momentum in other socially conservative states on the issue. So we nipped it in the bud. For now.

However…  The Dallas Evening Star writes:

Lt Gov Dan Patrick promised the legislation would be brought back in 2019.

“The people will demand it,” he said. “The issue’s not going away.”

Carrollton Republican Ron Simmons, the House author of the legislation, agreed the bathroom bill will continue to be a source of debate in Texas until a statewide policy is set.

“The legislation might be dead but the issue is still very much alive until it is solved at the state or federal level,” Simmons said. “A patchwork of local ordinances or policies is never best for all Texans.”

He acknowledged the courts are expected to get involved as well, as some Texas cities and school districts fight to keep in place anti-discrimination rules that allow them to accommodate the needs of trans men, women and children.

Meanwhile, LGBT activists across the nation celebrated tentatively. While their fight is far from over, they said they were glad Texas has not yet become the second state, after North Carolina, to pass a bathroom bill.

Lou Weaver, transgender programs coordinator for the LGBT right group Equality Texas, said he was “cautious about any possible next steps by our elected officials” but “thankful for all the trans folks and parents of trans youth who kept pushing back.”

The Human Rights Campaign, a national LGBT advocacy organization, said it would remain vigilant.

“Rest assured, the same eyes that watched Texas lawmakers this year will continue to keep a strong, watchful eye,” said HRC senior vice president JoDee Winterhof. “If the legislature attempts to attack our communities again, all of us will come out with the same level of force and strength.”

 

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Trump’s Rumored Girlfriend, Hope Hicks, Named Interim White House Communications Director

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Remember the post I did a couple of weeks ago about Hope Hicks, Trump’s rumored White House girlfriend? She was just named Interim White House Communications Director. According to The New York Times, she will help the president find a permanent person for the job.

The Times says,

Ms. Hicks, 28, already is considered one of the most important people in the president’s communications orbit and has the most sway over who in the news media gets interviews with the president. Her current title is director of strategic communications.

Ms. Hicks was a spokeswoman for Mr. Trump during his presidential campaign and at the Trump Organization.

Ms. Hicks is close to the president, and also close with Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, and Mr. Trump’s daughter Ivanka.

Ms. Hicks, who grew up in Greenwich, Conn., will temporarily fill the vacancy left by Anthony Scaramucci. Unlike Mr. Scaramucci, who kept a high profile during his 10 days in the position, Ms. Hicks has long been a hidden hand, staying behind the scenes and outlasting other administration staff members.

Yes, she knows Mr. Trump’s “rhythms”, and he views her as one of the few people around him truly looking out for him.

What does the Mooch think? Scaramucci expressed his support for Ms. Hicks on Twitter.

What do you want to bet she ends up staying in this “position”, so to speak.

When CNN reported that Paul Manafort’s house had been raided by the FBI, I took this photo of the file footage of Hicks with him, probably shot last year while Manafort was still involved with the campaign. This girl clearly gets around.


(Photo, YouTube; via NY Times)

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